
Not-Too-Spicy, Chunky Salsa That Pairs With Basically Everything
Chunky, tangy, and totally addictive—this easy salsa is a new staple in my kitchen. It has just the right kick, a splash of vinegar, and a chunky texture that makes it into salsa perfection.
A New Favorite born at a golden birthday party and tweaked in my real-life kitchen
Some recipes find you when you least expect it—and this one came wrapped in golden birthday balloons and surprise party vibes.
Recently, I attended a surprise party for a friend, and her brother-in-law (hey, Alex McHardy) brought a salsa that had me standing by the table, unable to leave. It had just the right amount of heat (read: I wasn’t crying, so that’s a win) and the kind of smooth, scoopable texture that begs for devouring with chips.
Why You’ll Love It
- Minimal prep = salsa perfection in no time flat!
- You control the heat level–more peppers, less seeds, completely customizable
- Texture–use a food processor for a chunky salsa and a blender for a smoother one
- Healthy–we all need some extra fresh snacks around and this fits the bill (I’m not vouching for the chips though!)
Of course I asked for the recipe. And of course, I couldn’t resist making a few tweaks to make it mine.
I simplified the measurements (because who has time to measure onions or cilantro?) and leaned into a chunkier texture—I am 100% team hearty salsa. Around the same time, another friend shared her family’s salsa recipe that had an entirely different flavor profile (thanks to a healthy splash of white vinegar) that also had me coming back for more…and more…and more. I loved the punch of the vinegar, so I added it to Alex’s blend. So I give you Yum Salsa–a mash-up of Alex’s OG magic and Whitney’s zingy family recipe that has now become part of my real-life routine.
Because real food comes from real moments—and usually, a lot of chips.–The Food Civilian

Yum Salsa
Equipment
- food processor or blender
Ingredients
- 1 bunch fresh cilantro roughly chopped
- 1 jalapeño pepper seeded and roughly chopped (or keep in some or all of the seeds to up the heat)
- 1-2 cloves garlic minced
- 1 14.5 oz can petite diced tomatoes drained
- 1 7 oz can herdez hot casera/or el tapatio these are 4 oz cans in the latin food section
- 1 Tbsp fresh lime juice
- 1 Tbsp white vinegar
- 1/2 tsp chili powder
- 1/2 tsp ground cumin
- 1/2 tsp salt or more to taste
- 1 lbs *ripe Roma tomatoes, seeded half roughly chopped and half diced small
- 6 *green onions ends trimmed, roughly chop 3-4 and thinly slice the others
- 1 *red onion half roughly chopped and half diced small
Instructions
- Place the washed and roughly chopped cilantro into the food processor followed by remaining ingredients.
- See note at the bottom for further details.